1 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:36,030 The Duke of Barocco is dead. 2 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:37,830 That is killer. 3 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:39,080 Well, I don't suppose either of you could call this one of your finer 4 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,580 This is just what you were sent to Barocco to prevent. 5 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,620 I'm extremely sorry, sir. 6 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,920 Oh, I hope so. 7 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,600 At any rate, the assassination of the Duke presents us with a host of new 8 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:51,600 problems. 9 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,400 I wonder if either of you have ever heard of Soil Erosion. 10 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,560 A gangster, if I remember correctly, sir. Soil Erosion was a gangster's 11 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,000 gangster. As bizarre as it may seem. 12 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:08,160 With the death of the Duke, soil erosion is now in line for the throne of 13 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,160 Barocco. 14 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,520 I guess you're right. It went great. 15 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,260 Why, you stupid nitwit. 16 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,140 Because of my nephew here, we won't be able to finish this. 17 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,660 Well, he spoiled the best part. The silencio. 18 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,980 Well, I'm sorry. Oh, Maestro, don't leave. 19 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Play it, huh? 20 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,280 Well, all right. 21 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,840 Sure, come on. Come on. Let's go back now to bar 83. 22 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,760 You ready? Okay. One and two and. 23 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:44,970 You not only got to be born stupid, you got to be born with a tin ear yet. 24 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:46,390 Oh, come on, man. You know. 25 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:49,210 Man, I don't know. Explain it to me. 26 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:52,750 Well, I don't see what you're so upright about. I mean, what is the hang -up? 27 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,410 Now, why don't you tell me the whole thing in American, huh? 28 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,550 Okay. I don't understand the problem. 29 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:02,990 You said you wanted the Duke of Barocco out of the way. Well, he's out of the 30 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:03,990 way. 31 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:07,210 Way out of the way. 32 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,570 But you didn't have to kill him, did you? 33 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:14,540 You didn't say not to kill him. You said lean on him. So I leaned on him. 34 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Yeah. 35 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,620 Too hard. 36 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,240 Everybody's got his own bag. 37 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,680 Oh, brother, I don't know what I'm going to do with you. 38 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,820 If you weren't a relative... Do we have to go through that again? 39 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:30,160 Look, I promised your father I'd teach you the business from the bottom up. 40 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:32,040 Six ball and a side. 41 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:34,900 Thanks. You know, let me finish. 42 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,039 Go ahead, finish. 43 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,320 I didn't kill Uncle Rudolph, the Duke. 44 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,520 You didn't? No. 45 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:45,240 I hired that Arab cat to do it. He meant Bernal. 46 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,640 Stabbed good him like a nape. Where is he now? 47 00:06:47,860 --> 00:06:50,140 I saved on his salary. I did him myself. 48 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,700 That's the first intelligent thing you've done this month. 49 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,880 So you think Erosion is responsible for the assassination of the Duke? 50 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:02,500 Control over Barocco's billion -dollar gambling casino would be motive enough 51 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,500 for Erosion. 52 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:08,730 It would be catastrophic if a man like that became a reigning monarch. 53 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:11,530 Then how can we prevent it if his claim is legitimate? 54 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:14,270 I said Erosion was in line for the throne. 55 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,690 Fortunately, he's not the first in line. 56 00:07:19,110 --> 00:07:20,110 There's a cousin. 57 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,510 A major stellar Erosion. 58 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:27,170 Sowing in the morning. 59 00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:31,510 Sowing seeds of kindness. Good, good. 60 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:33,430 Louder. 61 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,560 Mission impossible. 62 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,600 Come on. 63 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,080 Oh, well, 64 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,420 never mind. It must be on here somewhere. 65 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,160 Sounds like singing. 66 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,020 A reasonable fact, isn't it? 67 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,050 You go inside. 68 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,330 I'll find out what he's up to. 69 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:00,899 Don't be afraid. 70 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,360 Everything's going to be all right. 71 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,320 Run the bell of redemption. 72 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:12,660 I'm looking for a Major Stella Erosion. I am Major Stella Erosion. Come in. 73 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:15,920 Come in and join us in a song. It'll do you good. 74 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,500 There is one other thing. 75 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,399 I know. 76 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,980 I know. But there's nothing to be ashamed of. 77 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,840 We're all sinners here. 78 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,080 remember to get a cat. 79 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:30,120 replenished our souls, we can replenish our talents. 80 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:31,580 Super! 81 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,020 Please, please, please. 82 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,000 Queue up, queue up. Queue up, gentlemen. 83 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:39,879 Oh, please. 84 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,480 Please, would you pass the plates? 85 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,840 Yes, here you are, Alfie. 86 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,240 That's for you. 87 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,840 I must tell you... Don't tell now. 88 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,080 Tell later. 89 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,280 Eat. Confession's better on a full stomach. 90 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,700 Come along, come along, Seymour. 91 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:59,470 That's for you. And you, I think you're a new one. 92 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:01,390 But you'll enjoy the soup. 93 00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:11,330 Come along this way. 94 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,670 Oh, Norman. 95 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,270 Yes, Norman Hilton. 96 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,710 He used to have his own TV show. 97 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,750 Canceled. 98 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:12,750 Angela, I'm here to discuss soil erosion, not my... Oh, what has my 99 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,810 been up to now? 100 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:21,290 Oh, he, uh, he hasn't, uh... Of 101 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,250 course not. 102 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:32,170 Tell me, Major, do you know anything about Baraka? 103 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,040 Barocco. I knew it. I knew it the minute I read of Cousin Rudolph's 104 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,040 assassination. 105 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,880 Soil did it, didn't he? 106 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,680 We think so, yes. 107 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:50,180 I knew one day he couldn't resist the temptation to do Cousin Rudolph in. 108 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,080 Poor Soil. 109 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,220 Poor Soil? What about poor Rudolph? 110 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,600 Well, there's nothing I can do for poor Rudolph. 111 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,100 Poor Soil is still with us. 112 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,380 Must remember to pray for him. 113 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,080 Well, you're right that you might pray for the poor people of Barocco if he 114 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,080 becomes Duke. 115 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,860 Lucky for them, you're the next in line for the throne. 116 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:22,320 Oh, you don't mean that they expect me to become... Of course. 117 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,360 Become the Duchess. 118 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,440 A junior rightful place on the throne of Barocco. 119 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,300 A country that thrives on gambling. 120 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:33,910 Oh, never, no. 121 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:37,270 No, my place is here. 122 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,710 Only a baroque home stew without me. 123 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:47,030 Gentlemen. 124 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,290 It's about time you got here. What happened? Where's our friend? 125 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:55,530 He got away, but it's a lucky thing I saw him. I caught him and he was just 126 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,610 about to shoot from up there. 127 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,770 You don't mean to say that someone was shooting at someone with a gun? 128 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,730 I'm afraid so, Major. At you. 129 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:06,170 Oh, excuse me, Major Stella Erosion, this is Mark Slade. 130 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:10,490 Oh, how do you do? Would you care for some soup? 131 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,830 Soup? No, thank you. 132 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:19,010 Major, it appears that your cousin's soil has you next on his list. 133 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,550 Oh, dear. 134 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:21,830 Oh, dear. 135 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:27,330 I never thought he'd sink so low in the well of depravity. 136 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:28,950 Oh, yes. 137 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,070 Then you will become the Duchess. 138 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:33,189 Oh, no. 139 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:39,450 No. No, my work is here. I cannot leave the mission, even if it means soil 140 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,690 taking the throne. 141 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,330 Oh, the bell of redemption. 142 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,330 It's another sinner. 143 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:51,690 What did you say? 144 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,470 The bell of redemption. 145 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,330 Another sinner. 146 00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:56,590 Oh. 147 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,530 This isn't going to be as easy as we thought. 148 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:01,850 I'd better go and have a look. 149 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,960 Claudia, good appetite. 150 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,520 Needs a bit more salt. 151 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,680 Obviously, Mr. Erosion hasn't overlooked the existence of his cousin. 152 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080 Apparently not. 153 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,860 And Major, she resolutely declines to take on... 154 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,820 Rightful place of the Duchess of Barocco? 155 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,060 Yes, sir. 156 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,760 She said her life is dedicated to world redemption, and she absolutely refused 157 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760 to leave the mission. 158 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:28,460 I take it you explained to her the possible consequences if her cousin 159 00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,460 the duke? 160 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,980 In detail, sir, but she still refused. 161 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760 Sheer nonsense. 162 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:35,660 Barocco needs her. 163 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,800 She must accept it. 164 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,560 What are you staring at, Mr. Slade? 165 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,160 Just London, sir. 166 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,540 It's nice to be back. 167 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,960 Well, you can come back again as soon as you've safely delivered Major Rosian to 168 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,040 the throne of Barocco. 169 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,540 How am I supposed to do that, sir? 170 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,540 Good heavens, Mr. Slade, do I have to explain everything? 171 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:58,140 Use your imagination, man. Convince her. 172 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,420 Yes, sir. 173 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,600 And you, Miss Dancer? 174 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:05,860 Yes. 175 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,240 I want you to go to Barocco. 176 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,380 Soil erosion. 177 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,180 Ten grand. 178 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,440 Five. 179 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,540 Six. 180 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,390 Go on, go on, go on. Let her ride. 181 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,350 Funko. 182 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,210 About the hush. 183 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,830 Seven. Eight. 184 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:11,230 I seem to 185 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,990 have... Run short of money. 186 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,330 Will you accept this as collateral? 187 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:26,730 It's not bad. 188 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:27,970 How much do you want for it? 189 00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:30,030 Five thousand. 190 00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:32,370 How much do you want to bet? 191 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:34,870 All of it. 192 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,630 Okay. 193 00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:09,630 Some days you just can't make a nickel. 194 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,610 Monsieur? 195 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:17,630 Je vous en prie. 196 00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:30,970 What do you say to 10 ,000? 197 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,900 Avatar. Eight. 198 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,900 Nine. 199 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:11,640 All right. 200 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:18,520 I passed the bank. 201 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,050 You nuts or something. 202 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:32,870 Give me that. Give it to me. 203 00:22:33,190 --> 00:22:36,550 Oh, why did you stop me? Can't you see I have nothing to live for? 204 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:39,830 A gorgeous tomato like you, you've got to have rocks in your head. 205 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,750 Here, kid. Take back your beads. 206 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:44,910 It's no use. 207 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:46,690 I'll only lose them again. 208 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:48,190 Oh. 209 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:49,910 You're one of them kind. 210 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,870 A compulsive gambler. 211 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,470 I can't help myself. 212 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:56,050 It's cost me everything. 213 00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,880 I appreciate your help, but... It's simply no use. 214 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,040 Are you married? 215 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,680 Not anymore. 216 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,720 You keeping company, going steady, anything like that? 217 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,880 Nothing like that. 218 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:14,020 What's your name? 219 00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:17,720 You may call me April Dancer. 220 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,860 I'm Soyla Rojan. You heard of me? 221 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,760 No. 222 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,400 I don't make any difference. 223 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,280 You live around the neighborhood? 224 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,710 You mean you got no place to go? 225 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,250 The villas. 226 00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:39,710 The yachts. All gone. 227 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:41,450 Yachts? 228 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:43,210 Two. 229 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,630 One for the Pacific and one for the Atlantic. 230 00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:50,970 Oh, and a small one in the Indian Ocean. Now, please leave me alone. 231 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:55,650 Well, I know this ain't much, but I got a yacht. 232 00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,930 Oh, I couldn't possibly accept it. 233 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,250 Accept it? 234 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,580 I don't accept gifts from gentlemen. It's my upbringing, you know. 235 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,540 Take back your yacht. 236 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920 Oh, gee, thanks. 237 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,360 You know, I knew you had class the minute I laid eyes on you. 238 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,640 I got a proposition for you. 239 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,580 There's no strings attached. 240 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,920 But seeing as you got no place to go, well, I'd like to... I'd be delighted to 241 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,200 be a guest on your yacht, Mr. Rogers. 242 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,319 You would, huh? 243 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,320 All right, here. 244 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:25,759 Here's your beach. 245 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,760 Come on, let's go. 246 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,120 Miss Nelson, I said we were all sinners, not swingers. 247 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:13,020 Sorry, Major. Major, 248 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,940 excuse me interrupting, but do you think we could possibly play a different 249 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:19,940 tune? 250 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,520 We've been playing this one for over two hours. 251 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:26,440 Mr. Jones is very fond of this tune. 252 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,800 Besides, it's the only one he knows. 253 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,800 And... 254 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,539 You all right? 255 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,660 Yes. Yes, I think so. 256 00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,900 Sorry about your drum. 257 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200 Oh. 258 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,800 Oh, the poor drum. 259 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:08,520 Do you realize we could have all been killed? Now, who would want to 260 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,440 soil a Rosian? 261 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,540 Are you ready to ascend the throne now, Your Highness? 262 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:21,560 No, I'm sorry, Mr. Slate. My work comes first. 263 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:27,290 We will carry on in the face of danger without the drum. 264 00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:31,910 What you're really saying, Mr. Slate, is that you've been unable to persuade 265 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,150 Major Erosion to accept the throne of Barocco. 266 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:39,310 I think she's weakening, sir. It's a matter of time before she... Time? 267 00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:41,790 Time is something we don't have. 268 00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:47,470 Major Erosion doesn't claim the throne of Barocco within 24 hours. 269 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:50,950 According to the laws of that country... 270 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,600 She automatically hands over to the next in line. 271 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,200 We know who that is. 272 00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:01,300 I was just wondering, sir, perhaps I might not be the right person to 273 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,300 the Major. 274 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,460 What is it, Mr. 275 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:07,360 Slate? What do you have in mind? 276 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:12,640 Well, I was thinking perhaps the Major might be more amenable to the persuasive 277 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:17,020 powers of a more mature advocate like yourself, sir. 278 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,420 It just might work. 279 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,260 Might work. 280 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,400 Possible to work. 281 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,640 She's only a woman. 282 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:33,240 Mr. Waverly, he's a very remarkable man. 283 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:35,700 Isn't he? 284 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,880 Yes, he is very persuasive. 285 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,720 Yes. 286 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,040 It's not what he says. 287 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:45,900 It's the way that he says it. 288 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,220 One... 289 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,880 One can learn a lot from Mr. 290 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,160 Waverly. 291 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,340 Oh, not bad. Not bad at all. Yeah, a little ribbon on the sides, couple of 292 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:05,640 medals, a sash. Like man, it's boss. 293 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,520 You like it? I like it. Stinks. 294 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,760 It stinks. 295 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,700 Miss Dancer, everybody treating you all right? 296 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,960 Magnificently, Your Highness. 297 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:15,899 No, not yet. 298 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,140 But in 24 hours when I'm on the throne of Barocco. 299 00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:20,370 Tell me something. 300 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:23,250 Are both these portraits your ancestors? 301 00:28:23,830 --> 00:28:26,050 Yeah. Yeah, they was all blue bloods, too. 302 00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:29,010 Now, this one, Zachary Erosion. Oh, he was a card. 303 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,890 Yeah, he was a horse, Steve. They hung him. Now, this one over here. 304 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:37,510 Yeah, that was Baron Basil Erosion. Man, he was something. 305 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,930 If it could flow, he'd drink it. They just threw him away. 306 00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:44,130 You know, there's something about you that's bugging me. 307 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:46,390 It's like I've seen you somewhere before. 308 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:49,710 I can't imagine where. 309 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,670 You ever been in Williamsburg, Brooklyn? 310 00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:56,070 Greenpoint? 311 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,370 How about Hamtramck, Michigan? 312 00:28:58,950 --> 00:29:04,210 Sorry. Why don't you stop bothering the girl? I thought I seen her before. 313 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:05,530 Who asked you? Who asked you? 314 00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:08,710 You got to forgive me. It's a black sheep of the family. He went to school. 315 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,130 Why don't you try the seven in the corner? 316 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:14,910 Lovely. 317 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:20,930 How about if I hit the 11 into the 15, sending it into the 7? 318 00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:26,370 Simultaneously, sending the 2 into the 8 and sinking that in the side. 319 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:31,690 Then the 9 into the 3, sinking the 5 into the corner. 320 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:34,050 You've got to be kidding. 321 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,540 Uncle Soil, it's for you. 322 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,720 Finster, the mouthpiece. 323 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:55,340 Hello, what do you want? 324 00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:57,980 You sure? 325 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,020 Are you sure? 326 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680 Now, wait a minute. 327 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,960 I thought you said Stella wasn't going to show. 328 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:08,020 Oh, come on. After the treatment I gave her, she'll never leave that mission. 329 00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:11,000 You know everything, don't you? Right now, she's on her way to Barocco to take 330 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,759 over the throne. 331 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,220 There's no strain. I'll just wipe her out. Wipe her out? Is that all you can 332 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,200 think about is killing? All you had to do was... Uncle Soil. 333 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,560 Shut up, will you? And you shut up, too. 334 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,480 Uncle Saul, I just remembered where I seen her. Where? 335 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,560 At the mission with Stella. 336 00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:25,740 And that cat at the funeral. 337 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,620 That's her. 338 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:33,700 Here, cats. 339 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,840 Well, what have we got here? 340 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:44,460 We got April Dancer behind the eight ball. 341 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:54,860 My good grandson. 342 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:57,500 I'm sorry you do such things. 343 00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:58,820 It's such a waste. 344 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:03,500 Such a fantastic waste of such talent. 345 00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:06,120 Make sure she don't bother us till I get on the throne. 346 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,380 She ain't gonna go anywhere. 347 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,880 Get moving, April, baby. 348 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600 On, April. 349 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:16,700 Stay right there. 350 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,240 Atta, baby. 351 00:31:19,769 --> 00:31:24,650 Perfect age, ripe, tender, in a prime of life. 352 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:26,730 Cardinaloni couldn't cry. 353 00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,429 All right. 354 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:29,850 Tie it in the anchor. Hurry it up. 355 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,670 Right. Look, sister. 356 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:35,970 For the record, I had nothing to do with killing the Duke. This mallethead. 357 00:31:36,510 --> 00:31:38,810 I told him to scare him, not kill him, so he'd abdicate. 358 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:41,670 It was a mistake, an accident. I had nothing to do with it. 359 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:45,310 You know, of course, you'll never make it to the throne, Mr. Erosion. 360 00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:47,150 Your cousin won't let you. 361 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,640 We got a good surprise cooked up for Stella. 362 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,140 A gadget invented by my friend Cannelloni. 363 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:55,320 Signorina, Enzo Cannelloni is a genius. 364 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,340 When I give you the signal, I want that ball on the roulette wheel to drop. My 365 00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:00,480 friend, listen to me, please. 366 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,260 I want that ball on the roulette wheel to fall into the flat. 367 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:06,540 No, listen to me, listen to me. You trust Cannelloni. When Cannelloni does 368 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,380 something... Okay, Uncle Soil. 369 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:09,820 It's all yours. 370 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,020 I think somebody fell overboard. 371 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,200 Get ready. 372 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,560 My most supreme triumph. 373 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,520 bingo game. It's great. Not touch him, not touch him. You almost destroyed my 374 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,880 masterpiece. Okay, okay, but does it work? 375 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,140 Will it work? 376 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,500 Will it work, you pig? You smile. I'll tell you to get this guy off my back. 377 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,800 All right, all right, Carrie, knock it off, knock it off. Please, please, no 378 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,800 touch. 379 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120 I tell you, Uncle Sol, I think he's sick. 380 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,670 But please, please not touch. 381 00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:32,070 Please. 382 00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:34,570 To doubt whether my machine will work. 383 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,030 It better. 384 00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:38,990 I'll show you. I'll show you. 385 00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:44,150 Voila! That's a wallah? Looks like a beetle. 386 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:45,570 She looks like a beetle. 387 00:33:45,870 --> 00:33:51,070 Yeah. To you, she's a beetle. To us, she's a hummingbird. She's a fortune. 388 00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:52,810 She's a television transmitter. 389 00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,170 She's a... Now look here. 390 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,470 Look. Look. Come with me. 391 00:33:58,470 --> 00:33:59,470 See? 392 00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:01,150 Look here. 393 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:02,930 I'm magnet. 394 00:34:03,690 --> 00:34:04,690 Make a bet. 395 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,710 Pick any number you wish. 396 00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:09,429 Spin the wheel. 397 00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:10,830 Let me see. 398 00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:13,530 Number one, red. 399 00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:21,290 That ain't the number I picked. 400 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:22,590 The machine I worked in. 401 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:30,190 Number one red. 402 00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:32,830 Well? 403 00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:34,130 Beautiful. 404 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:35,969 Hey, apologize. 405 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:37,630 Yeah, that's right, apologize. 406 00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:40,150 Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay, I apologize. 407 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,050 Now, please do not touch me. 408 00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:44,570 You say he's sick. Now, what are you going to do with that thing? 409 00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:47,230 Oh, I wish you weren't a relative. 410 00:34:47,550 --> 00:34:50,550 What are we going to do with this thing? Yeah. I'll tell you what we're going to 411 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:53,929 do with this thing. We're going to take off all of Morocco. That's what we're 412 00:34:53,929 --> 00:34:54,929 going to do with this thing. 413 00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:00,690 Oh, yes. 414 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:02,970 Yes, I'm very impressed. 415 00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:04,830 And I think I'm going to enjoy myself. 416 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:09,770 Oh, look at all those gamblers waiting for redemption. 417 00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:14,790 Aren't you glad you didn't let your cousin Thoyle become Duke of Barocca? 418 00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:18,870 very glad. And I want to thank you and Mr. Waverley for making me come here. 419 00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:24,530 The Viscount Thoyle Illusionary, Your Grace. 420 00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,150 I think we'd better go in now. 421 00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,570 Cousin Soil, what shall I do? 422 00:35:43,870 --> 00:35:45,990 I don't think there's anything to worry about. Just say what he wants. 423 00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:53,250 You're in charge here. Be cool. 424 00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:58,090 Show the Viscount in! 425 00:36:00,610 --> 00:36:02,070 Show the Viscount in! 426 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:19,660 Peasant soil. 427 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,180 Still making your own soup. 428 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,580 State your business, Viscount Erosian. Her Highness has an extremely busy 429 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:32,880 schedule. As I saw. 430 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,140 Her schedule's going to have to wait for a while, let go. 431 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:45,160 In the tradition of my noble ancestor, Charles the Sadiq, I, Viscount Erosian, 432 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,200 issued a challenge of Baroque. 433 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:03,560 breaking the furniture? 434 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,660 I'm the faintest idea. 435 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,280 On behalf of Her Grace, I accept your challenge. 436 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,600 Choose your weapons. 437 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800 The will. 438 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,040 The will. 439 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,460 Yes, well, we'll think about it and call you back. 440 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,620 It ain't that easy, my friend. 441 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,900 Viscount Erosion is correct. 442 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,000 Protocol demands immediate acceptance of the duel. 443 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,320 The duel? 444 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:31,500 Since the 17th century, when Charles de Sadiq... won the independence of Morocco 445 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,020 with the flip of a card. 446 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:39,500 Any living blood relative of Count Resedic may challenge the present ruler 447 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,820 the throne with a game of chance. 448 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,600 That is our rule. 449 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:48,440 Page 2, paragraph 5 of the Constitution. 450 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:55,220 Since Viscount Erosion has chosen the wheel, her grace must do all mano a mano 451 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,880 with him at the roulette table. 452 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,560 The roulette table? 453 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,020 I've never gambled in my life. 454 00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:03,340 And I don't intend to begin now. 455 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:06,920 In that event, there can only be one answer. 456 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,600 I'm afraid to ask, what is it? 457 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,980 She will forfeit the throne to Viscount Erosion. 458 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,880 I think this calls for a conference. 459 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,960 No. 460 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,100 No. 461 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,680 Absolutely no. 462 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:26,450 I'm dealing with my machine. 463 00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:30,970 Hey, look. 464 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:32,690 The sea chest around her is dead. 465 00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,230 It will bring life to me. 466 00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:36,950 Signorina, do you think you can monkey with my child? 467 00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:40,210 Cannelloni is too smart for you. 468 00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:42,030 I am the machine's papa. 469 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:43,410 Hey, 470 00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:45,610 where are you taking her? I'm going to take her down below. 471 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,590 I'm going to make sure she's dead. I'm going to shoot her myself. 472 00:39:48,850 --> 00:39:50,430 What's the hurry? What's the... 473 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,120 Harry, have you no blood cursing through your veins? No, thank God. I'm going to 474 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,340 get rid of her right now. 475 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,900 Stop, stop. 476 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,400 It's soil signal. 477 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,540 The duel is about to begin. 478 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,840 All right, sit down. 479 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,420 One peep out of you and I'm going to let you have it right here. You understand? 480 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,120 Yes, sir. 481 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,460 The treasury of Morocco, $40 million. 482 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,040 You have to equal it. 483 00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,420 Give me the briefcase. 484 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:20,460 That ought to cover it. 485 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,140 Mind if I examine the will? 486 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,300 As long as we can examine it after you've examined it. 487 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,800 when you are? The rules are simple. 488 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,540 Her grace will represent the house. 489 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,580 By count erosion, as the challenger will do the betting. 490 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,380 Should he succeed in depleting the bank's funds or breaking the bank as it 491 00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:55,340 known, he may then play for the throne of Barocco. Are there any questions? 492 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,140 I still don't know if I'm doing the right thing. 493 00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:59,540 You are. 494 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:01,720 It's all very puzzling. 495 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,580 Uh, my dear fellow, excuse me, but... 496 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,420 How are we going to play all the numbers if there are only two people playing? 497 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,260 You will only wager on colors. 498 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,100 Red or black. 499 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,120 Okay. I bet 50 ,000 red. Go on, roll the wheel. 500 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,460 Black. He lost. 501 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,360 Of course he lost. 502 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,600 Watch the scene. 503 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,660 Not torture. Please, not torture. 504 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,580 Patience, Doug, patience. Canelloni's an artista. 505 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,940 All right. 506 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:41,860 A hundred grand. 507 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,320 Noir, Black, the house of Barocco wins again. 508 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,680 We won again. 509 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:00,740 So it seems. 510 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,870 Oh, I find this very exhilarating. 511 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:09,910 All right, 200 grand. 512 00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:11,230 Go on. 513 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:23,090 Who's that? 514 00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:24,150 The count wins. 515 00:43:28,050 --> 00:43:29,310 You did it! 516 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:33,150 The debacle, she just begins. 517 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760 Bednar Mill. 518 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,800 There. 519 00:43:58,860 --> 00:43:59,920 Rouge, red again. 520 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,920 Vacante Rouge on the winds again. 521 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,520 Red winds. 522 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,720 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 523 00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,300 Hurry it up. 524 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,320 All right, come on now. 525 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:13,820 Let's live it up. 526 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:14,860 20 mil. 527 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:33,339 Red again. 528 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,660 He wins again. He's very lucky. 529 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,780 Nobody's that lucky. He must be cheating. 530 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,800 Mr. Slate says you're cheating. Are you? 531 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,200 Why, of course not. 532 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:48,880 No, I thought not. He couldn't sink so low. 533 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,200 Let's really live now, huh? 534 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,080 My regrets, Viscount Erosion. 535 00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:02,240 The House of Barocco is unable to cover your debt. 536 00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,060 Oh, what does that mean? 537 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,540 It means if he wins, your treasury is bankrupt. 538 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,340 All right, take any part of it. 539 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,500 Who's that? 540 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:26,800 Red. 541 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,260 Viscount Erosion has broken the bank. 542 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,360 The House of Barocco is unable to cover any of the bets. 543 00:45:32,660 --> 00:45:34,060 He won! He won, I know! 544 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:35,260 I told you, come here. 545 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:36,740 Hey, 546 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,880 hey, 547 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,300 hey, hey! Stop that! I can't concentrate! 548 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:50,080 Under the rules of the challenge, you now have the right to play for the 549 00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:52,680 That's what we're here for, Buster. 550 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,660 No, no, please, please! 551 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:20,720 If you win, 552 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,680 you will ascend to the throne as the Duke of Barocco. If you lose... 553 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,920 You will retire your winnings in addition to the money you began with. 554 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,840 Can it, Charlie. 555 00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:36,020 Roll it. I've been trying to work it out, but I can't. I think we're in 556 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,259 Don't worry. 557 00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,000 We are going to win. 558 00:47:09,070 --> 00:47:10,070 Red again. 559 00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:19,110 Noir. I will sick. Please, no touching my machine. 560 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,070 Rouge. Red. 561 00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:28,750 Please, signorina, no touching my machine, please. For the last time, I 562 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:29,729 can you do it? 563 00:47:29,730 --> 00:47:31,770 Yeah, you touching me? 564 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:53,110 grace retains the throne of Barocco. Ah, you see, Mr. Slate, I told you we'd 565 00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:56,170 win. All you need is faith. 566 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:01,890 Oh, boy, am I destroyed. 567 00:48:04,070 --> 00:48:05,070 Mr. 568 00:48:05,270 --> 00:48:08,670 Waverly, please come along, Mr. Waverly. Come along. 569 00:48:08,910 --> 00:48:10,030 Hurry then, hurry. 570 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:12,910 Come along. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years. That is splendid. 571 00:48:13,130 --> 00:48:14,130 Go along, Mr. Waverly. 572 00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:18,790 Is this how you persuaded her to leave the mission and become the Duchess? 573 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:20,690 We made a deal. 574 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:23,970 She couldn't resist my offer to play the trombone. 575 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,250 But then what woman could? 576 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:28,430 Are we ready now? 577 00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:29,730 Good.